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When buying from A.L.S, you are buying directly from the manufacturer.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems manufactures the most chemically similar human synthetic urine by our superior proven system from over 15 years of experience. Our formula is always up to date to give you the best results possible.
There’s a reason why we are #1 when it comes to synthetic urine & Whizzinator products
Buy Direct From The Manufacturer
You’ve come to the right place. All other websites marketing themselves as The Whizzinator are inferior versions of the product that do not work.
Get Discreet Packaging & Super Fast Shipping.
Because we are the manufacturer of the product, our shipping times are faster and processing is secure. Don’t get caught with your pants down with a fake synthetic urine device.
Guaranteed to work everytime

Our Whizzinator Touch is the ONLY synthetic urine device that is guaranteed to work.

QUALITY GUARANTEED
All of our products are backed by a quality guarantee. If for any reason you feel that our products do not meet our high-level of standards, call us..
DISCREET PACKAGING
We ship our adult products in discreet packaging to ensure your keep your alternative lifestyle preferences private.
CUSTOMER SUPPORT
Great and caring customer support to help assist you with any of your wholesale synthetic urine needs. If you do not feel comfortable with making purchases online, please call us.
OVERNIGHT SHIPPING
We know that it is important for you to receive your adult products in a timely fashion. That is why we offer overnight shipping on orders that are placed before 4pm PST.
LIFE-LIKE PRODUCTS
Our manufacturing is a mixture of high quality synthetics and pure artistry. We make our products for every scenario, and to maximize your pleasure.
WHOLESALE OPPORTUNITIES
We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. Our Synthetic Urine, Whizz Kit, and other adult products are backed by large nation-wide advertising campaigns and we comply with all state, local and federal laws.
Discreet Packaging
Secured Payment
Mastercard/Visa
Easy Return
14 Days money back guarantee
International Warranty
Offered in the country of usage

Contact Us

Alternative Lifestyle Systems
Hours:
M-F 9:00 am – 5:00 pm (PST)

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This product is not intended for any illegal purpose. Nor is it to be used to defeat lawfully administered drug tests.

The Whizzinator Touch is a registered trademark of Alternative Lifestyle Systems, INC. The Whizzinator Touch is a unique product. You must follow all federal, state and local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products sold by Alternative Lifestyle Systems. Alternative Lifestyle Systems, and any of its affiliates are not responsible for your misuse, and/or violation of any federal, state, or local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products.
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