ALS will be closed for the New Year holiday. Any orders placed after 4 pm on Friday Dec. 30th, will be shipped out on Tuesday, Jan. 3rd. Happy New Year!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems is the original producer of The Whizzinator Touch (available in 5 colors). Our mission is to provide the highest quality solutions for a discreet lifestyle. Our company has been on the market for over 15 years, always providing the best attention and the best quality products to our customers. All our products are manufactured at our facilities and all of our synthetic urine is free from biocides and preservatives. We are an American company, but our products are sold and recognized worldwide. Our urine is the most chemically similar to real human urine: it contains ingredients such as Uric Acid and Creatine which can be found in natural urine. Further, it is balanced for specific gravity, PH, it smells, and it foams!
We manufacture a wide range of Synthetic Urine devices such as The Whizzinator, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz, The Clean Kit, Golden Flask, and the Golden Shower. Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable. We also have a wide range of renowned sex toys such as Fleshlight Girls. Furthermore, our company is committed to provide our customers with the fatest shipping available, options such as overnight shipping are available. All our products come in a discreet package. In addition, all your information is protected and only available to us.
Our customers are our number one priority, so please do not hesitate to communicate with us via email: lifestylealternative@gmail.com or to our phones: 888-895-7016.
We are open Monday through Friday 9 am to 5 pm PT.
None or our products are intended for any illegal purpose. Nor is it to be used to defeat lawfully administered drug tests.
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