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Official site of The Whizzinator™

ALS, a trusted company with over 15 years of experience!

Looking for The Whizzinator and ready to get started? Go ahead and select your preferred prosthetic color below. You can select add-ons, shipping speed, and learn more within the links below.

When buying from A.L.S, you are buying directly from the manufacturer.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems manufactures the most chemically similar human synthetic urine by our superior proven system from over 15 years of experience. Our formula is always up to date to give you the best results possible.

There’s a reason why we are #1 when it comes to synthetic urine & Whizzinator products

You’ve come to the right place. All other websites marketing themselves as The Whizzinator are inferior versions of the product that do not work.

Because we are the manufacturer of the product, our shipping times are faster and processing is secure. Don’t get caught with your pants down with a fake synthetic urine device.

Our Whizzinator Touch is the ONLY synthetic urine device that is guaranteed to work.

QUALITY GUARANTEED

QUALITY GUARANTEED

All of our products are backed by a quality guarantee. If for any reason you feel that our products do not meet our high-level of standards, call us..

DISCREET PACKAGING

DISCREET PACKAGING

We ship our adult products in discreet packaging to ensure your keep your alternative lifestyle preferences private.

CUSTOMER SUPPORT

CUSTOMER SUPPORT

Great and caring customer support to help assist you with any of your synthetic urine needs. If you do not feel comfortable with making purchases online, please call us.

OVERNIGHT SHIPPING

OVERNIGHT SHIPPING

We know that it is important for you to receive your adult products in a timely fashion. That is why we offer overnight shipping on orders that are placed before 4pm PST.

LIFE-LIKE PRODUCTS

LIFE-LIKE PRODUCTS

Our manufacturing is a mixture of high quality synthetics and pure artistry. We make our products for every scenario, and to maximize your pleasure.

WHOLESALE OPPORTUNITIES

WHOLESALE OPPORTUNITIES

We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. Our Synthetic Urine, Whizz Kit, and other adult products are backed by large nation-wide advertising campaigns and we comply with all state, local and federal laws.